RockMovieProject Spambag #2

Of all the posts here at the RockMovieProject, the one that solicited the most positive response was our “reader” mailbag. We aren’t saying it was positive enough to mobilize the Statue of Liberty like in Ghostbusters 2, but people seemed to enjoy it.

An artists rendering of us settling in to work on another RockMovieProject Spambag.

And, since we aren’t above going to the well one too many times, here is another installment of the RockMovieProject Spambag! As always, these are real comments from fake people.

It’s laborious to find knowledgeable folks on this matter, but you sound like you realize what you’re speaking about! Thanks! 

We completely sympathize with your plight. It is sometimes quite laborious to find quality content on the interwebs. Although we aren’t entirely sure which matter it is you believe us so knowledgeable, we certainly appreciate your kind words.

The following time I learn a blog, I hope that it doesnt disappoint me as much as this one. I imply, I do know it was my choice to learn, however I really thought you’d have one thing fascinating to say. All I hear is a bunch of whining about one thing that you might fix when you weren’t too busy searching for attention.

Erin? Is that you? That’s not very nice to say. I wouldn’t call it whining… maybe pouting or bitching, but whining seems over-the-top. And we haven’t even posted the Center Stage or Twilight reviews yet. You haven’t even begun to see whining.

Just wanna remark on few general things, The website style is ideal, the topic matter is rattling good!

Thank you! That is just the type of pick-me-up we needed after that last comment.

Yesterday, while I was at work, my sister stole my iPad and tested to see if it can survive a thirty foot drop, just so she can be a youtube sensation. My iPad is now broken and she has 83 views. I know this is completely off topic but I had to…

Had to what?! Don’t leave us hanging! We’ll admit that we have no idea what this has to do with the RockMovieProject, but we’ll be damned if we aren’t on the edge of our seat right now!

If it were up to Bret, you would be well within your rights to murder her.

I just couldn’t leave your web site prior to suggesting that I extremely enjoyed the standard info an individual provide on your guests? Is gonna be back steadily in order to check up on new posts.

We’ve read that paragraph about 13 times trying to discern some intrinsic meaning… frankly, we’re stopping out of complete fear that if we keep trying, a gateway will open, revealing to us the darkest side of human nature.

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