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RockMovieProject Spambag #3

Wizards? Check. Humanoid robots? Check. Guitar lessons? Check.

You know it has to be time for another rendition of America’s favorite running post gimmick when we get comments about those topics and more.

Disclaimer:  Real comments from fake people.

Thanks for any other wonderful post. Where else could anyone get that kind of info in such a perfect manner of writing? I’ve a presentation next week, and I’m on the search for such info. 

As always, we start with a compliment. As you can imagine, fair viewer, there are lots of places to get this kind of info, but in such a perfect manner of writing? No, that certainly is difficult to replicate. We wish you luck on your presentation next week!

Wizards usually flaunt a robe and a high printed with stars and moons, looking at a crystal ball.

Oh, okay.

Just look at that smug, moon and stars robe flaunting son of a b*tch…

Hi. Aprox by the year 2020 a laptop will reach the human brain petnotial for processing data which means that there is a huge market waiting for hundreds of billions dollars to be sold or invested in humanoid robots and intelligent systems and the beginning of the bigger industry ever maid in human history. Search on Google luisbeck007 you will find the most complete humanoid robot list in the World, good information and interesting issues. 

Your comment, while borderline incoherent, certainly brings up an interesting topic. While we have to say that the odds of us Googling luisbeck007 are very slim, we appreciate your bringing this potential humanoid robot uprising to our attention. We’ll get back to you for our Terminator 2 review.

I have been browsing on-line more than three hours nowadays, but I by no means found any attention-grabbing article like yours. It’s lovely price enough for me. In my opinion, if all web owners and bloggers made good content as you did, the internet will probably be much more helpful than ever before. 

/Blushing

Awwww, shucks… We are glad to do our part to make the internet more helpful than ever before.

I can’t imagine why anybody would give you less than 5 stars.

But wait! There’s more to this comment!

It makes tuning my guitar so quick, easy and accurate.

Check that out! Not only is the RockMovieProject great for killing time and getting honest and forthright movie reviews, it can also help you tune a guitar, apparently!

“Before my guitar sounded lousy, then I used the RockMovieProject to tune it. Now I wear a scarf and play Tom Petty cover songs like every other hipster! Thanks RockMovieProject!”

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RockMovieProject Spambag #2

Of all the posts here at the RockMovieProject, the one that solicited the most positive response was our “reader” mailbag. We aren’t saying it was positive enough to mobilize the Statue of Liberty like in Ghostbusters 2, but people seemed to enjoy it.

An artists rendering of us settling in to work on another RockMovieProject Spambag.

And, since we aren’t above going to the well one too many times, here is another installment of the RockMovieProject Spambag! As always, these are real comments from fake people.

It’s laborious to find knowledgeable folks on this matter, but you sound like you realize what you’re speaking about! Thanks! 

We completely sympathize with your plight. It is sometimes quite laborious to find quality content on the interwebs. Although we aren’t entirely sure which matter it is you believe us so knowledgeable, we certainly appreciate your kind words.

The following time I learn a blog, I hope that it doesnt disappoint me as much as this one. I imply, I do know it was my choice to learn, however I really thought you’d have one thing fascinating to say. All I hear is a bunch of whining about one thing that you might fix when you weren’t too busy searching for attention.

Erin? Is that you? That’s not very nice to say. I wouldn’t call it whining… maybe pouting or bitching, but whining seems over-the-top. And we haven’t even posted the Center Stage or Twilight reviews yet. You haven’t even begun to see whining.

Just wanna remark on few general things, The website style is ideal, the topic matter is rattling good!

Thank you! That is just the type of pick-me-up we needed after that last comment.

Yesterday, while I was at work, my sister stole my iPad and tested to see if it can survive a thirty foot drop, just so she can be a youtube sensation. My iPad is now broken and she has 83 views. I know this is completely off topic but I had to…

Had to what?! Don’t leave us hanging! We’ll admit that we have no idea what this has to do with the RockMovieProject, but we’ll be damned if we aren’t on the edge of our seat right now!

If it were up to Bret, you would be well within your rights to murder her.

I just couldn’t leave your web site prior to suggesting that I extremely enjoyed the standard info an individual provide on your guests? Is gonna be back steadily in order to check up on new posts.

We’ve read that paragraph about 13 times trying to discern some intrinsic meaning… frankly, we’re stopping out of complete fear that if we keep trying, a gateway will open, revealing to us the darkest side of human nature.

RockMovieProject Mailbag

We don’t get a lot of comments (yet) at the RockMovieProject, but we love to hear from our viewer(s).

Disagree with us? Let us know. Think The Bourne Supremacy was a great title/movie? Throw a comment our way. Thrilled that Kathy Bates got naked in About Schmidt? Ummm… we’d prefer you keep that to yourself.

Hold on, I have to wipe the vomit off my screen.

We are always excited for a discussion (Erin)/argument (Bret), so, by all means, let us know your thoughts.

As a means to get you started, below is a random sampling of some of the comments our spam filter blocked in mailbag form. If this doesn’t get your creative juices flowing, nothing will.

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Not entirely sure how our web site “is discount,” but you are very welcome for us “do the job.” Really, it’s our pleasure.

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Wow. An entire community thankful to us for the impressive job we do. We wish you and your volunteers the absolute best in your new scheme in your community, we hope the movie reviews we have provided can assist in some small way.

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Sexdate information? We are not entirely sure what review you are talking about, but we suppose that each movie review is open to interpretation. We are glad you find the website to be “realy awesome.” All the best.

We were not told Viagra had an adorable mascot.

“This is one of the best websites that I’ve ever read. Check out viagra.”

Thank you very much for your kind words. We will check out viagra!

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Thanks for taking the time to let us know, but you appear to have had a stroke. Please get off the Internet and seek immediate medical assistance.

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You are making us blush. Please keep visiting the RockMovieProject for more wonderful goods!

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