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RockMovieProject Spambag #3

Wizards? Check. Humanoid robots? Check. Guitar lessons? Check.

You know it has to be time for another rendition of America’s favorite running post gimmick when we get comments about those topics and more.

Disclaimer:  Real comments from fake people.

Thanks for any other wonderful post. Where else could anyone get that kind of info in such a perfect manner of writing? I’ve a presentation next week, and I’m on the search for such info. 

As always, we start with a compliment. As you can imagine, fair viewer, there are lots of places to get this kind of info, but in such a perfect manner of writing? No, that certainly is difficult to replicate. We wish you luck on your presentation next week!

Wizards usually flaunt a robe and a high printed with stars and moons, looking at a crystal ball.

Oh, okay.

Just look at that smug, moon and stars robe flaunting son of a b*tch…

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Your comment, while borderline incoherent, certainly brings up an interesting topic. While we have to say that the odds of us Googling luisbeck007 are very slim, we appreciate your bringing this potential humanoid robot uprising to our attention. We’ll get back to you for our Terminator 2 review.

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Awwww, shucks… We are glad to do our part to make the internet more helpful than ever before.

I can’t imagine why anybody would give you less than 5 stars.

But wait! There’s more to this comment!

It makes tuning my guitar so quick, easy and accurate.

Check that out! Not only is the RockMovieProject great for killing time and getting honest and forthright movie reviews, it can also help you tune a guitar, apparently!

“Before my guitar sounded lousy, then I used the RockMovieProject to tune it. Now I wear a scarf and play Tom Petty cover songs like every other hipster! Thanks RockMovieProject!”


RockMovieProject Mailbag

We don’t get a lot of comments (yet) at the RockMovieProject, but we love to hear from our viewer(s).

Disagree with us? Let us know. Think The Bourne Supremacy was a great title/movie? Throw a comment our way. Thrilled that Kathy Bates got naked in About Schmidt? Ummm… we’d prefer you keep that to yourself.

Hold on, I have to wipe the vomit off my screen.

We are always excited for a discussion (Erin)/argument (Bret), so, by all means, let us know your thoughts.

As a means to get you started, below is a random sampling of some of the comments our spam filter blocked in mailbag form. If this doesn’t get your creative juices flowing, nothing will.

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Not entirely sure how our web site “is discount,” but you are very welcome for us “do the job.” Really, it’s our pleasure.

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Wow. An entire community thankful to us for the impressive job we do. We wish you and your volunteers the absolute best in your new scheme in your community, we hope the movie reviews we have provided can assist in some small way.

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Sexdate information? We are not entirely sure what review you are talking about, but we suppose that each movie review is open to interpretation. We are glad you find the website to be “realy awesome.” All the best.

We were not told Viagra had an adorable mascot.

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Thanks for taking the time to let us know, but you appear to have had a stroke. Please get off the Internet and seek immediate medical assistance.

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